i just combed my armpit hair.
out with the curls and in the with straight.
needless to say, ladies flock to my locks.
ok, so there’s this woman who calls my work a lot, and i talked with her about half a dozen times today, and she flirted with me.
she has a really cute french accent cuz she is based out of montreal, and i actually think i’ve found my soulmate.
i fill her orders with pride, and she fills my heart with joy, its a give and give relationship.
*sigh*