Archive for January, 2007
ok, so last nite i was talking to this babe i know about random sex acts and reese’s pieces, and suddenly i sucked my head into my neck.
try it and you’ll come to the same conclusion i did: having two chins is kinda cool.
like, if your actual chin isn’t shaped properly or what not, the fleshy second or third one (for you chubbies) could be just what you’re looking for.
you can grab it and make it flap in the wind, or just draw on it and give it some personality.
with listerine in my mouth.
think about it rationally, and its win win.
i get kissably clean breath, and IF she has a case of funky town going on, problem solved.
what kinda considerate things do you for your significant other, random floozie, or any other pieces of ass you get?
part two of this note: i hurt my leg earlier and it bled so i looked around and yelled “OW SHIT” but i walked it off and declared myself a champ for having the steely determination to follow through with something so life altering.
WOAH!
today is my day. how do i know this you might ask? well, the answer is simple.
im being stalked.
yes, me.
for the past week or so, i’ve been receiving dirty/naughty/sexy text messages from whom i can only assume (and hope) is a totally half naked to fully naked babe.
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hi, so i am using mike’s laptop and am sitting on some serious stadium seating. its a double deck of seating awesomeness.
anyways, i was sitting here minding my own business wondering what the girls upstairs are wearing when out of nowhere a plastic axe of justice came down and attempted to circumsize me.
lucky for me my foreskin is mighty and powerful and deflected that bastard axe.
anyways, upon thinking about how my junk is tough as nails, i realized that foreskin, despite all the talk about being unsanitary and all sorts of other rubbish is actually quite useful.