Archive for February, 2007
black people have one, and well, im jealous.
i was gonna leave it at this, but i feel i need to justify why i deserve a month over all you tards.
firstly, im not overwhelmingly tall, but i have a huge vocabulary.
secondly, i tell ridiculously pointless stories, thus making people question my IQ, and thus hot girls notice me and i get their numbers and dont call them cuz im not shallow; i like whats inside… so long as the outside isn’t really fat.
so im sitting here at jon’s with brandon, ryan, sweet rims and we’re all thinking to ourselves: troy has the syphilis, and hasn’t been tested for HIV in over a year, its a good thing we’re not total social rejects, or gay meth addicts.
intervention is a kicked ass show where we see people who’s lives are a garbage dump of amazing.
we sit and critique, mainly because we can. for example, troy is a great dancer and got straight A’s, but cant figure out that condoms during manly butt love will keep him away from nasty penis problems and maybe a trip to a the emergency room.
salina has bulimia. idiot.