Archive for April, 2007
i guess she wasn’t interested.
so, after kicking my exam to the curb yesterday, dave and i rocked the blue jays game and at finch station we came across the best poster ever.
it said that 40% of women get abused during their pregnancies. well, i didn’t wanna make a fuss, but i told dave that, thats a pretty weak percentage. its a failing grade, would YOU be satisfied with barely scraping by? so, i’ve decided it’ll be my mission to boost that up past 50% by fondling and groping the bellies of pregnant babes.
i know its not really abuse, but if i make goofy faces and fart, they might get creeped out, showing that i have some sort of creeper potential.
WOO! eventful night, first drinking with the peoples, and some random funnies and making jokes, potential a mate.
then on to the dessert.
driving home earlier i was getting followed by a cop who decided it would be fun to make a u-turn and drive on my bumper for a week, or at least it felt like it… anyways, while this was going on, i texted dave saying i was getting busted.
then suddenly the cop puts his lights on and as usual, darryl gets owned.
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ok, so after a night of drinking at the burr, and flirting with monika with a k, we went to mc’dicks and got food.
yeah, thats only the begininings. i was like “hi, i need to piss” but instead got out and talked to the girl in the car behind us.
she then drove off, no lie.
i was proud and so was dave for the macking skills and her leaving her order, what a dumb bitch.
so then i needed to pee, and after eating a double cheese-o with cheese i got out of the car to piss and then was projected thru a bush into a flag pole face and arm first.
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is rude and inconsiderate.
ok, so i was just mentioning to david how i should have played nhl with him since my essay was easy to finish and it occured to me that since i have curly hair, when i go bald in like 3-20 years down the road, they can use my manly mane of darryl located around my penis and its neighbour, the balls.
i’ll make a bet with anyone that i’ll be the next stud in those grecian / just for men / rogaine commercials.
ok, so i was discussing the new adam sandler movie with dave, and we thought it was pretty inspirational.
i mean, c’mon, don cheadle and adam sandler become friends when adam loses his family at the 7/11. he’s snacking on some beef jerky, realizes he’s a penny short and as usual the take a penny, leave a penny tray is empty… and he turns around and BAM, no more wife, no more kids.
what kinda bullshit is that?