is rude and inconsiderate.
ok, so i was just mentioning to david how i should have played nhl with him since my essay was easy to finish and it occured to me that since i have curly hair, when i go bald in like 3-20 years down the road, they can use my manly mane of darryl located around my penis and its neighbour, the balls.
i’ll make a bet with anyone that i’ll be the next stud in those grecian / just for men / rogaine commercials.
it’ll go as follows :
1. i run my hand thru my thick curly bush of awesome.
2. random babes barely out of high school come and do the same
3. 2 minutes of censoring
4. me running thru some sand dunes
5. resume regular scheduled prgramming.
realistically though, would that be possible?
i know lots of guys are self-conscious about losing their hair, or even being hairy.
i can admit, i have hair in places that most girls dont, and im proud of it.
it keeps me warm in the winter, i can style it for various outtings, and if im with a girl (one day maybe) and she’s cold, forget the jacket… i’ll wrap her in my back hair.
thats chivalry at its best.
remember james bond from the 60’s when sean connery would tell a woman she was useless and just there for sex, and they’d get offended?
well, all he did was smile and comb his chest fur and BAM, she’d be naked.
this is why he’s one of my idols.
so, tie domi is in the news again. i never knew he was such an angry little midget. he’s almost exactly like gimli, or as i call him, gimply from LOTR.
they run around spouting all sorts of bs thinking people really give a shit what they say.
thats a pompous attitude if i’ve ever heard one.
i feel bad.
i was talking to katie at work about how i was almost sexually molested and degraded in the gym, and she started doing pelvic thrusts like a fool, and then it hit me that one of my old teachers had a mildly borderline retarded child, and i always ripped on that kid for staring at inanimate objects and drooling.
its weird, cuz i’ve done the same at one point or another. am i a retard too?
epilogue: i found my tonka truck from when i was younger, and it brought back all sorts of memories. i put all my dirty underwear in the back dumper part and unloaded it down my stairs.
hahahahahahahaha nice.