ok, so after a night of drinking at the burr, and flirting with monika with a k, we went to mc’dicks and got food.
yeah, thats only the begininings. i was like “hi, i need to piss” but instead got out and talked to the girl in the car behind us.
she then drove off, no lie.
i was proud and so was dave for the macking skills and her leaving her order, what a dumb bitch.
so then i needed to pee, and after eating a double cheese-o with cheese i got out of the car to piss and then was projected thru a bush into a flag pole face and arm first.
i still cant’ feel my arm and my shoulder feels like it went three rounds with your dad… if he was mike tyson.
i think i need medical assistance.
ow.
this isn’t the end.
want to mate?
i might need to throw up cuz my internal bleeding is acting up.
i hate dave, brandon is neutral but he laughed at my gimpy arm. it dangles like his limp penis.
this is absurb.
since brittney brought it up… yes, i did pee on myself a little bit. i was hoping that info would have been common knowledge, but i’ll volunteer it anyways.
for the record, its not as weird as you’d think. and dont get all hippie on me and say that its gross, you and i both know that you’ve pissed on your junk and thighs before too.
hypocrite!
any girls need love, im in a rut, call me.
this means you eugenia.
with love,
tom cruise