the sun is shining every day, girls are wearing less clothing, or more revealing stuff and i sweat a lot. how can anyone not like summer?!
this week has been highlighted by drinking.
i couldn’t find tickets for spider-man 3, so i drank.
wednesday eugenia and i got drunk to celebrate her going away party, and pulled an all night and caused some shit. we almost saw some homeless people in rape alley, and looked at some porn. i wanted to see drew barrymore’s nippons, but that never materialized.
then last night being thursday, i saw dan and andy, and we drank. a lot.
it was funny that i haven’t seen either of them in about 2 + years, but it wasn’t weird, just a bit of catching up, and mainly funny stories.
the moral of the night was to only make sweet sex to 19 year old girls, so the theme was a hit.
moving on… so today at work, i got sent home. ie, why im writing this at 1pm.
now, i dont think what i did was so bad, but my manager was feeling extra crusty down there cuz she never gets any.
so she comes over to where im “working” aka making conversation and eating some burgers and chili from wendy’s and she asks me simply, “why aren’t you working?”
reasonable enough.
i replied with: “oh… cuz i didn’t see you coming”
apparently thats inappropriate. its not like i’d taken off my shirt and spun it in circles while singing sean paul. i guess there are different levels of proper office conduct, and i dont know them.
anyways, i had a dream last night in my drunken stupor about dating snaggletooth. you know that girl you see that you cant take your eyes off cuz she haunts your mind and makes you wanna call kids help phone because of the severe visual abuse you just suffered? yeah… her.
really nice girl though.
im going back to bed, bye.