anyone else see a correlation between the two?
me neither, but i’ve got one of each beside me and they are keeping me entertained.
so, last night on late night tv i saw this guy talking about how he wanted to mate with a stuffed moose, and potentially marry it.
now, at first i thought it was my high school english teacher, cuz his wife ran away on him cuz he was such a total pirate (for young man ass) but realistically, is that really such a bad idea?
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african lion safari style.
so i was re-enacting a scene from a show i was watching, similar to Discovery Channel’s animal planet, but it was a real-life teledrama, and this baby giraffe, just born, new to the world and wide eyed casually falls off a cliff. Lost and confused, it rights itself on shaky legs, ready to conquer the day, trying to avoid anymore set-backs when POW it gets rocked by a range rover going about 50.
you ever seen a giraffe fly? its pretty wild.
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best name for porn title movie ever.
porn is weird though, it makes me think ‘woah, maybe one day i’ll be able to have 4 women naked with me doing things i have trouble even imagining’
but then i realize thats a farce and just download a bunch of movies with funny titles.
one worth renting (for you adventurous types) is:

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