so i saw this movie not too long ago, and i was BLOWN AWAY.

first off, i wanna thank ben affleck for not casting himself cuz i would have demanded a refund. and secondly, his brother casey did such a great job im going to nominate him for an award i like to call best actor, or possibly ‘the dude’ cuz he was just amazing.

this movie had everything i could ever want in a movie, some girls i’d fool around with, a bunch of badass hooligans causing a scene, a mullet, hideous wenches, some repugnant people, and Ed Harris. yeah, morgan freeman was in it too, so you know its gotta be ok.

its about a baby that goes gone… baby, so gone.

the title is very eloquently thrown into the movie as a snappy one liner by a dude named cheese, as in the BIG cheese. he’s a lot scarier than he sounds.

im not afraid of much, but i was scared of him, he had an accent that i didn’t really understand and this lead to a bit of confusion, and a lazy eye.

the moral of my story is that if you dont see this movie, you’re an idiot, or you like julia roberts. both are bad.

im trying to download this movie illegally cuz it makes me feel powerful to break the law but in a way where no one really gets hurt. stealing cable is wrong, stealing a car is wrong, but why is stealing a movie? i mean, if everyone’s doing it, how bad can it be?

we all eat and breath and shit, so how’s this any different? see, with THAT logic, it can’t be wrong cuz its so insanely genius it just might work.

till next time.

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