yeah, think about it.
i mean, we’ve all had dreams about a threeway with some hot opposite sex members, but im thinking of starting a team, somewhat like an extra-curricular activity of sorts. you could sign up and switch partners each day for better practice. there would also be a rating system based on various categirues, such as stamina, performance, originality and creativity, how spontaneous you are, etc.
really though, how fucked up do you have to be to even make a video like this?
its pretty evident (to me at least) that these two broads can’t get a dude or anyone for that matter, so since they’re craving attention they decided to get in touch with their inner skank-job tard and make a video so ridiculous and repulsing that they’ll only have each other forever and ever. (thats love)
i know im adding to the hype by talking about it, but i dont give a shit.
so im on about 6 red bulls today, which i find out isn’t good for my health, i am feeling like a sack of nuts and its scary. my eyes don’t work and i have the motor skills of an autistic child. sure it sounds insincere, but if you were in my position, you’d feel sympathetic to my plight.
i need an oh henry.