i was watching porn last night as i didn’t go out and was getting kinda antsy around midnight and it started getting boring fast. i mean, its been a while since i’ve gotten any which wasn’t helping. but the people in the porn started looking like people i know. in the first scene two girls were getting all naked with each other and suddenly started eating strawberries. i was hoping they’d make me some fruit salad with fondue, but that didn’t really work out. suddenly one of them bent over and transformed into my grade 7 english teacher, who for the record was gorgeous and i was in L with. sadly, the other girl started looking a lot like my friend who’ll remain nameless, but i was disgusted and had to turn it off. my boner fully slain of anything sexual, was resorted to doing nothing. i then watched the office and fantasized about how much fun it would be to work in an environment surrounded by awesome people and dwight.
back on track for a second, have you ever tried watching different types of porn for varieties sake, ie one with a plot (right…) or animals, or fetish?
me neither, but im curious and want to kill time.
story time: back in the day, like we’re talking years ago when i was young and naive, i nearly got caught watching stuff involving women and themselves.
it was like discovery channel, but everyone was naked and had toys.
anyhow, my heart was racing similar to that of a raccoon drunk with ambition as he saunters towards the highway, i couldn’t wait to see what was on the other side, i mean… what happended next.
well, what happened was people walked in the room, and i had to cover up with my science textbook. lucky for me it was like 800 pages and pretty heavy. it took care of the situation. sadly, i was hurt, and offended, more embarrassed than anything, but no one would be the wiser.
i just read some boring drivel about feminism and politics. im pretty sure i’ll never be aroused again, its a sad day in the life of darryl, one of many to be sure.
i’ve stopped keeping track, as im fairly confident those days outweigh the good.
till next time, <3