i was on youtube recently and found something that really chapped my ass.
whats the deal with these big douchers recording clips of themselves playing video games and saying its “the best…” ever, where you can fill in the blank with hit, fight, baby bash, embolism, rape, etc.
i was browsing hockey clips, and some jackass recorded his nhl 09 game (on xbox 360) and did a colour commentary with all his greatest hits and goals and compared them to one that actually happened in real life. if i cared more, i’d find it.
anyways, here’s how it went:
douche: “omg, look how good i am at video games, i just pwned that guy in 3D!!!!! *total boner* best hit ever!!@#!@%# holyyy i just dumped in my pants cuz i scored an upside down goal from a 4th line player that sees two mins of ice/game I’M SOO FUCKING23047234 GOOOD!!!”
my instant reply commentary: “virgin boy wins a game, but fails life. im going to beat him up”
moving on… we have a new brand of heroes, yes, you guessed it - guitar heroes.
these winners record themselves playing GHIII and beating dragon force with 87 millions points and about 14 chubbies per group.
so, i attempted this feat and rocked something special. i recorded myself playing real guitar, and unlike these kids, i got the attention of a woman!
yeah, my mom said hi and made me a sandwich. im feeling pretty special right about now.
Here is a real clip of something that makes my blood boil:
i hope this kid gets crotch rot. it’ll be doing him a favour cuz he’s never going to need his balls.
this is what happens when two siblings decide to bone cuz they’re both disgusting trolls.
are you serious? i want this kid to get hit by a bus full of terminally ill people because the irony will be so delicious.
im not sure where it is, i just really hate this kid. are you people seeing this? kids like exist. if you’re unlucky and hook up with an idiot, this could be your child.
if you know whats good for you, don’t let this demon spawn taint your womb. and guys, if your hobbies include huffing paint thinner or drinking gasoline… lop your cock off with a hatchet. spare us.
son of a bitch baby nipples, this kid STILL has that stupid mask on. this is why the profession of garbage man/homeless man came along, we can clearly see the life path here. masked asshole now… possible masked pedofile/crack dealer/scumbag illiterate in a few years.
if any of these terms elude you, google ‘hamilton, ontario’ - it’ll sum things up nicely.
and for you ladies that think this kid is gonna be a real stud cuz he can push all the right buttons, look what he’s dealing with; a long hard shaft. i think it speaks for itself.
im way too angry to even move.
ungh