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WOAH.
so aside from having to work now, the weekend was ridiculous.
goderich and grand bend are awesome fun.
prologue: pluckin’ fest is a festival where little kids go around beating chickens or each other with chickens.
then they bbq anyone or anything that doesn’t make it.
ie. like in 300 where all the weak pathetic gimpy babies get thrown down the well, all the sissy nancy boy kids and chickens get their shit bbq’d and fed to keep the strong even stronger.
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i’ve got an application for facebook, im currently making it.
its called “go fuck yourself”
basically, when you add this application you and your computer spontaneously combust.
the purpose of this is to prevent the epidemic that is the ‘facebook community’ from spreading.
this shit is almost worse than mac and ipod.
yeah, she’s blind, deaf, mute.
but overall a good person.
story of my life.
ok, no more sob story.
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here it is. i worked from 6 am - 4 pm on sunday, and did nothing but sleep, read and talk.
over the course of these 10 hours i realized just how much i hate dick francis (and jane austen)
dick francis, for those of you who dont read over-pretentious drivel is a booty bumper who writes about horses, horse racing, murder/conspiracy/extortio
for anyone who cares, this note will be about Red, quite possibly one of the coolest men to ever grace the earth. (and getting tuned at 0′malleys with a bunch of sexy babes who i did not score with, stubbs is not included cuz he looked at me seductively)
Red: you were white, with a dark chocolate swirl. mixed up in the darkside that we like to call the dirthole of Detroit you memorized our orders in a timely fashion and recited them back to us in what i can only describe as a rap marathon, bustin out a lyrical salad full of fresh food and syrup.
you were jive talking and crip walking all up and down that aisle, assaulting our canadian ears with words we’d never heard, and then explained how you’d seen guys as big as houses eat 9 course meals.